Sometimes while perusing Craigslist I'll see a title that I know is for multiple items, but can't resist imagining as one. "Bath Tub and Toilet" is a near miss - while it's easy to imagine this as a questionable feat of plumbing, it's the more unrelated combos that I especially love.

Here are some actual titles from ads that just don't sound right when taken as a whole. (Along with my impressions of what they might look like.)

Keep the towels (and the bandages) handy

"Bath tub with whirlpool & table saw by craftsman"

I had no idea that Craftsman had branched out into the bathroom! It provides a novel way to clear the sawdust, but I'll pass on this one. It'd be awfully loud in there with all that tile. This might be a tempting buy for the local serial killer, though.

Makes the cleaning up easy

"stackable washer and dryer and bbq pit"

For lots of BBQ in a small space. After the guest have gone you just toss in the table cloth and napkins. Be sure to use a strong, grease cutting laundry soap.

What will they ink of next?

"Printer & Blender"

There's a new All-In-One in town! I'm not sure if this is a new way to get ink, or a mini paper shredder.

For the Injured Movie Hound

"DVD Carrying Case and Ankle Brace"

Convenient, yet cluncky. Surely these media braces will have USB connections and digital storage soon.

Handy for the Company Picnic

"2 drawer wood file cabinet and gas grill"

For the true grill-o-phile. Lots of storage space for bread and chips. File the mustard under "M".